People by Television Show

This is going to be my attempt to stereotype people based on their favorite television show. This is obviously not completely accurate and more for fun but I hope you enjoy. This idea is officially stolen without consent from Lauren Leto's blog Readers by Author. If you have any suggestions or TV shows I missed please add them in the comments.

How I Met Your Mother

People who like sitcoms but are smart too

The Office

People who like watching other people be awkward

30 Rock

Hipsters and pop culture peeps

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Drunks

24

People who wish they were in law enforcement

Lost

People with way too much time on their hands.

Flash Forward

People who have more time on their hands then losties.

American Idol

Stay at home mothers and fathers that listen to talk radio in the morning.

Dancing with the Stars

Drunk grandmothers

Daily Show

People who think they know more about the issues then politicians

SportsCenter

Guys that only watch ESPN

True Blood

People who would like Twilight if they were 15 and female.

House

People who enjoy stressful situations

Desperate Housewives

People who miss Sex and the City

The Secret Life of an American Teenager

People who miss 7th Heaven

Family Guy

People who would never watch Fox.

Two and a Half Men

All fathers between 30-55

Mythbusters

People who claim to be life long learners.

Weeds

People who wished their parents dealt weed and parents who dealt weed when they were kids.

Greek

Parents who are worried about their kids going to College.

Saturday Night Live

People who are home by 11:00 on a Saturday night.

Seinfeld

People who are asleep before prime time TV starts.

Biddies

I really like talking to people. I like asking people questions, offering them rides places and making random comments in their general direction hoping to elicit some type of response. I definitely do it less then I did in high school but I like conversing with strangers in my age demographic.

The age thing is not too big of a deal for me but I realize that although I do not see a problem with it; it is not okay to offer a 13 year old a ride home if shes walking. Regardless of my intentions which are usually fairly innocent it is not okay for a 22 year old to talk to a girl less then 20. I would seem like a sketch ball and might as well drive around a van that has Free Candy spray-painted across the side.

This became extremely apparent today when I was at the K104 concert at Dutchess Stadium Kfest. Their were a bunch of sweet performances from B.O.B to Train and their were a lot of teenage/middle school girls. A lot.

They must have been young too because I usually have no idea how old guys or girls are. I just wish that when you looked at someone they had a sign above their head that explained whether or not they enjoy talking to strangers, their age and three fun facts. I realize this is a lot to ask but can I at least get the age? Their should be a way where I can look at someone and get an idea of their age +/- 2 years. This inspired me to write a very Dave Zucker esque blog about how you can tell if a girl is probably under the age of consent. I hope you enjoy:

Ways you can tell if a girl is underage:

• She has a jelly bracelet (and giggles about the color meanings and having to kiss a boy)
• She has braces
• She is shorter then my nipple (via LP)
• She has not gained the freshman 15 and has no empty beer calories
• She loves Joe Jonas/Justin Bieber
• She mentions myspace before facebook
• When taking pictures of herself or her friends she always holds the camera at least 8" above her head
• She is wearing a t-shirt that she made herself and it is not tyedye
• The only thing she does to help the environment is cut up the plastic six pack holders so dolphins do not get caught