The age thing is not too big of a deal for me but I realize that although I do not see a problem with it; it is not okay to offer a 13 year old a ride home if shes walking. Regardless of my intentions which are usually fairly innocent it is not okay for a 22 year old to talk to a girl less then 20. I would seem like a sketch ball and might as well drive around a van that has Free Candy spray-painted across the side.
This became extremely apparent today when I was at the K104 concert at Dutchess Stadium Kfest. Their were a bunch of sweet performances from B.O.B to Train and their were a lot of teenage/middle school girls. A lot.
They must have been young too because I usually have no idea how old guys or girls are. I just wish that when you looked at someone they had a sign above their head that explained whether or not they enjoy talking to strangers, their age and three fun facts. I realize this is a lot to ask but can I at least get the age? Their should be a way where I can look at someone and get an idea of their age +/- 2 years. This inspired me to write a very Dave Zucker esque blog about how you can tell if a girl is probably under the age of consent. I hope you enjoy:
Ways you can tell if a girl is underage:
- She has a jelly bracelet (and giggles about the color meanings and having to kiss a boy)
- She has braces
- She is shorter then my nipple (via LP)
- She has not gained the freshman 15 and has no empty beer calories
- She loves Joe Jonas/Justin Bieber
- She mentions myspace before facebook
- When taking pictures of herself or her friends she always holds the camera at least 8" above her head
- She is wearing a t-shirt that she made herself and it is not tyedye
- The only thing she does to help the environment is cut up the plastic six pack holders so dolphins do not get caught
i kno of people who are 20+ that like the jonas brothers and justin beiber that is a redic statement
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