Things Every Guy Should Know

This is a list inspired by Lauren Leto's blog Things Every Women Should Know How to do. Her blog is definitly worth a read.

1) When you get into an argument with a women, they don't handle it the same way a guy does. When a guy argues it takes three minutes to become a joke, women do not like joking about what they were mad about. Trust me.

2) Making the most noise with your car muffler does not mean you are cool, it simply means you are destroying your car trying to be cool.

3) The shot girls are not going home with you so go to the bar and buy real drinks.

4) Do not be nice to girls you are never going to see again because you think they are hot. This will just make them more stuck up and bitchy. Then you will complain why hot girls are stuck up and bitchy. It is our fault.

5) Johnny Depp, Kevin Smith and Jim Halpert are cooler then any jock. Choose your idol accordingly.

6) If your favorite character on Lost is Jack, your favorite TMNT was Leonardo or your favorite power ranger was the red one you are a tool. Re-evaluate your life or enroll in tool academy (if you considered enrolling you have lost all hope.)

7) Only defend the girl you are dating if she is at least half right. If she cheats on your she did a lot more harm to you then the random guy did. Don't just hit him to feel cool (actually don't hit anyone to feel cool, its not.)

8) If you are completely nice all the time you will get burned. Don't say I didn't warn you.

9) Always look before you say a girl looks good. And say something specific so they believe they are not just being yessed to death.

10) As a guy you do not have to be clean...that does not mean be disgusting.

11) Do not have two earrings the size of a ring. Its weird.